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WELCOME, INTERNET TRAVELLER!

THIS IS DAVE.

A little bit weird. Surprisingly well travelled. Now available on the World Wide Web.

Dave, the beloved plush character
100%
ACTUAL
DAVE!
★ DAVE IS ONLINE! ★ NO COOKIES, ONLY CRUMBS ★ THE INTERNET'S PREMIER DAVE DESTINATION ★
Dave posing for his official portrait

MEET DAVE

Nobody knows exactly where Dave came from. Some say the stars. Some say a particularly odd gift shop. Dave isn't telling.

What we do know is that he has excellent manners, a natural gift for adventure, and precisely zero useful qualifications.

“I'M JUST HAPPY TO BE HERE.”
— DAVE, PROBABLY

LATEST ADVENTURES

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The Great Chip Heist

One plush hero. Twelve chips. Absolutely no regrets whatsoever.

FOLLOW THE CRUMBS →

DAVE'S INTERNET CRAP

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Song of the Week

A tune Dave has played 37 times today.

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Quality Frog

No context. Just an exceptionally good frog.

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Web Prophecy

“You will open another tab before bedtime.”

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Site Award

Winner: Best Dave Website Named After Dave.

COMPLETELY UNNECESSARY DAVE FACTS

01
Favourite colour: beige

It's not boring. It's sophisticated.

02
Height: travel-sized

Ideal for adventures and overhead lockers.

03
Special skill: listening

Never interrupts. Rarely offers solutions.

04
Nemesis: the washing machine

A turbulent history best left unmentioned.

CONTACT DAVE

Got a question, an adventure, or something wonderfully pointless to share? Dave's people will tell Dave.