Dave Goes Coastal
Sand everywhere. Chips stolen by seagulls. A genuinely tremendous Tuesday.
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Nobody knows exactly where Dave came from. Some say the stars. Some say a particularly odd gift shop. Dave isn't telling.
What we do know is that he has excellent manners, a natural gift for adventure, and precisely zero useful qualifications.
Sand everywhere. Chips stolen by seagulls. A genuinely tremendous Tuesday.
READ THE FULL NON-STORY →Or possibly a hubcap. Evidence remains fuzzy and Dave remains convinced.
INVESTIGATE THE TRUTH →One plush hero. Twelve chips. Absolutely no regrets whatsoever.
FOLLOW THE CRUMBS →A tune Dave has played 37 times today.
No context. Just an exceptionally good frog.
“You will open another tab before bedtime.”
Winner: Best Dave Website Named After Dave.
It's not boring. It's sophisticated.
Ideal for adventures and overhead lockers.
Never interrupts. Rarely offers solutions.
A turbulent history best left unmentioned.
Got a question, an adventure, or something wonderfully pointless to share? Dave's people will tell Dave.
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