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Dave Goes Coastal
Sand everywhere. Chips stolen by seagulls. A genuinely tremendous Tuesday.
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THIS IS DAVE.
A little bit weird. Surprisingly well travelled. Now available on the World Wide Web.
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ACTUAL
DAVE!
ACTUAL
DAVE!
★ DAVE IS ONLINE! ★ NO COOKIES, ONLY CRUMBS ★ THE INTERNET'S PREMIER DAVE DESTINATION ★
01 / THE ORIGIN STORY
MEET DAVE
Nobody knows exactly where Dave came from. Some say the stars. Some say a particularly odd gift shop. Dave isn't telling.
What we do know is that he has excellent manners, a natural gift for adventure, and precisely zero useful qualifications.
“I'M JUST HAPPY TO BE HERE.”
— DAVE, PROBABLY
— DAVE, PROBABLY
LATEST ADVENTURES
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Dave Sees A UFO
Or possibly a hubcap. Evidence remains fuzzy and Dave remains convinced.
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The Great Chip Heist
One plush hero. Twelve chips. Absolutely no regrets whatsoever.
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Song of the Week
A tune Dave has played 37 times today.
Quality Frog
No context. Just an exceptionally good frog.
Web Prophecy
“You will open another tab before bedtime.”
Site Award
Winner: Best Dave Website Named After Dave.
COMPLETELY UNNECESSARY DAVE FACTS
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Favourite colour: beige
It's not boring. It's sophisticated.
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Height: travel-sized
Ideal for adventures and overhead lockers.
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Special skill: listening
Never interrupts. Rarely offers solutions.
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Nemesis: the washing machine
A turbulent history best left unmentioned.
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CONTACT DAVE
Got a question, an adventure, or something wonderfully pointless to share? Dave's people will tell Dave.
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